Topic Posted by: MamaMia
Date Posted: Thu Jun 19 9:43:22 2008
Additional Comments:BBQ RULES We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson
Posted by: trkdrvrsqueen Date posted: Thu Jun 19 18:41:49 2008
Message:
Posted by: Vivian Date posted: Thu Jun 19 10:19:27 2008
Message:
Truer words were never said.It reminds me of the time my husband took three weeks off work to ‘’help’’ me right after the birth of my third child (the oldest being four), which was by C-section.Everyone who worked with him gave him all kinds of praise, and felt so sorry for him that he would be ‘’working’’ on his vacation.What they didn’t know was that he immediately took off for the Keys to go fishing, and was never there helping me.