Topic: Why is June Cleavage always trying to boot Parker off the farm?
Topic Posted by: Mandi
Date Posted: Thu Oct 29 6:42:13 2009
Additional Comments:
On more than one occassion, Janet has kicked Parker out of his Aunt Emma's house, when he has as much right to be there, maybe even more so, than she. Yesterday, I was particularly pissed as Parker begged her to let him see Liberty. Instead of allowing her daughter to be comforted by the only person who truly listens to her, Mama FunBags nearly sent Parker on his way again. The bully only acquiesced after Parker told her that Jack sent him. I keep waiting for the day someone tells that heifer it is not her house, and she makes no decisions as to who is welcome there or not.
And, by the way, aren't Emma and Meg staying at the farm, or has Janet kicked them out?
Posted by: dandyfop Date posted: Thu Oct 29 16:50:58 2009
Message:
June Cleaver! Best ever.
Right there with you about that cow- personally I hope she falls into a sinkhole on the farm and is never heard from again.
Posted by: Tammy518 Date posted: Thu Oct 29 11:40:15 2009
Message: Mandi, I am LMAO at the June Cleavage title. It fits Juicy so well. And, yeah, I couldn't believe she didn't want Parker to go comfort Liberty. He's her best friend, and really the only one that ever really listens to her and cares about what she wants.
Posted by: Allison Date posted: Thu Oct 29 10:29:14 2009
Message: I guess it's left to me to defend June Cleavage (brilliant Mandi!). I totally agree that Janet should not have asked Parker to leave and should have let Liberty decide if she wanted to see him. But I at least remember her warmly embracing Parker earlier in the scene and telling him how sorry she was about his uncle's death. IMO Janet is quite fond of Parker and generally treats him kindly (at least when she isn't kicking him off the farm, LOL). But Parker in the past has been as my friend Virginia likes to put it "a very troubled child" so I can understand Janet's concern with his and Liberty's relationship. I think she recognizes how good he's been to Liberty but also worries that together they might get themselves into more trouble as they have in the past.
Posted by: julia Date posted: Thu Oct 29 10:20:22 2009
Message: Remember the days when Emma sat in judgment - repeatedly - on her holier-than-thou throne with Carly? When Carly was homeless, she had to grovel to get Emma to take her in and then tippee-toe around Emma's house, asking permission to even set foot in the kitchen. Janet has been spared all of that. What would Emma think, if ATWT still kept her around, about Janet's association with Uncle Ralphie and Janet's treatment of both Liberty and Parker? I don't generally like Emma because she's a Snyder thru and thru, but just once I'd like her to call Janet on all her crap. And you nailed her with the June Cleavage moniker.
Posted by: Linny Date posted: Thu Oct 29 10:06:39 2009
Message: Janet taking over Emma's house is one of the worst oversights of this writing team. Emma was always kicking Carly and whoever else she didn't like out of her house and making it quite clear that the farm was HERS. Now Janet conveniently waits until Emma isn't around to declare it HER house. Are the writers really going to let Janet get away with that? Are we supposed to just buy the idea that the farm is Janet's house simply because she says it is?
Posted by: gallyn Date posted: Thu Oct 29 10:05:48 2009
Message: I truly think Janet would resent Parker even if he'd been the perfect stepson to her---simply because she's threatened by Libby's connection to him. Janet wants Libby to come to her and only her for advice and comfort. Anyone who steps in between her and her precious LibbyLou is a threat--plain and simple.
Posted by: Skullys Girl Date posted: Thu Oct 29 9:51:07 2009
Message: I'll never be able to call her Janet again!! She is June Cleavage from now on!
And I agree with everything else you said too!!!
Posted by: happy Date posted: Thu Oct 29 8:45:11 2009
Message: I don't have anything to add, but I wanted to tell you Mandi, that "June Cleavage" is the funniest thing I've read on a message board in a long time!!!
Posted by: soul Date posted: Thu Oct 29 8:37:20 2009
Message: That bothered me too. Janet snubbing Parker and Parker practically begging to see Liberty. Janet should be thankful she has a home for her and her brat at all.
Posted by: Bertha Date posted: Thu Oct 29 8:33:28 2009
Message: IRL, Emma would tell Janet that she is the only one that has the right to tell anyone to leave the farm and if she cannot abide by that, Boobs will be the one to leave.
Posted by: dolphina Date posted: Thu Oct 29 8:15:34 2009
Message: June Cleavage.... hee hee hee!
Meg is rarely home because she's hiding in bushes, stalking Damian, with that poor child of hers stuffed into a baby carrier. Emma gets the hell out of Dodge at every opportunity - wouldn't you?
I felt so sorry for Jack yesterday when he said to Parker "Tell Liberty I love her"