How the world works lately... 

If a man cuts his finger off while 
slicing salami at work, 
he blames the restaurant. 


If you smoke three packs a day 
For 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family blames the 
tobacco company. 


If your neighbour crashes 
into a tree while driving home drunk, 
he blames the bartender. 


If your grandchildren are 
Brats without manners, 
you blame television. 


If your friend is shot by a 
Deranged madman, 
you blame the gun manufacturer. 



And if a crazed person breaks 
into the cockpit and 
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, 
and the passengers 
kill him instead, 
the mother of the crazed deceased 
blames the airline. 


I must have lived too long to 
understand the world 
as it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my