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From my inbox :-)
Now this is a pilot that deserves a promotion.
Dion , Harper and Layton are flying in the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Dion turns to Harper and says, chuckling "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."
Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant jerks back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."
Can I play too?
While examining an elderly Albertan, his Red Deer doctor and the old man were talking about Stephen Harper the Leader of the Canadian Conservative Party possibly of being in 24 Sussex Drive just once.
The old gentleman said, ''Well, ya know, Harper is a `post turtle'.''
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is.
The old man said, ''When you're driving down an Albertan country dirt road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's post turtle.''
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, ''You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor bastard to get down.''
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That's a ''good one'' Pronoun! I got another one in my Inbox.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is
moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls downhis
window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Stephen Harper, Stephane Dion &
Jack Layton. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from
car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks,'How much is everyone giving, on average?'
'Oh, most people are giving about 4 liters'.
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